Movies anyone?

I had the worst movie experience EVER last Thursday!!

Like seriously I vow to NEVER EVER go and watch a late night show EVER again in Bahja Cinema..

Let me tell you the story..

Me and 7amani at 10pm we decided to just go out, have dinner and hit the movies.. So we buy the tickets for “Bad Lieutenant” and we went to have dinner by the time we came back it was almost time for the movies

11:45 we walk into the cinema which was like suq samak and filled with badooz (Bedouin)

11:50 we are waiting outside the door that is yet to be open.. Me and hubby and 1000 guys around us.. it was awkward.. We stood for like 10 min then I told 7amani lets just walk outside and come back in after 10 min or so when the doors open..

The movie is suppose to start at 11:55 and till 12:05 the doors where still closed..

When the entrance was quite we entered the movie and I wished if I stayed home and just rented something to watch rather than being here in the movies with a punch or air heads..

I pay my money and I expect to enjoy it right?

WRONG!!!

The men in the theatre were just ridicules, every other scene they clap or they whistle or they throw rude remarks in the air.. It’s like it’s their living room and I am invading their space!!

Don’t even ask me how the movie was coz I really did not enjoy it one bit! And hubby set next to a guy that smelled like oil and vics lol.. I could smell it, it was just horrible..

So never again I will go to a late night show in Bahja… I do want to try Shatti Cinema, I heard the people there are more civilized than the hoosh that was in Bahja..

When did I become such a girl?

Like seriously, what the hell is happening to me? I don’t recognize ME anymore lol..

1. I go out with a handbag
@@ SINCE WHEN???!!! i used to carry a wallet, my phone and the car keys.. now the least thing to take with me when I am out is a handbag lool..

2. Least thing to do before going out is powdering/foundationing my face, eyeliner and a lipstick/lipgloss!
OMG is this even me???? what the hell happened to natural beauty =p

3. My hangbad has all the necessary girly stuff from sanitizer, to hand cream to a perfume!LOOOL!! Funny how before my handbag consisted only of my wallet and a bunch of ATM receipts lool..

This was mentioned to me yesterday when I went out with friends of mine who haven’t seen me for quite sometime, of course they had a laugh on my expenses as they never thought they would EVER see this day where Standy is acting all girly…

To all the girly girls out there “WE ROCK” hehehe

Even my football girls are surprised lool..
Actually I am more surprised than anyone else..

But to be honest, I am “secretly” liking this =)
It feels good to be a girly girl sometime =p

I hate Saturdays

Dear God,
Thank you for making my wish come true by making the dreadful morning meetings stop although it might not be in my best working interest but nevertheless my health and state of mind if more important and valuable than the ladder or success..
Standy

So now that the morning meets is out of the picture I still cant help hating Saturdays.. Its just there, waiting for you after a blissful Friday it appears and loads you with all the pending work and things that you need to do and you don’t have the energy for!

I wish if I could take 3 days off and 4 days working.. I don’t mind starting my day on a Sunday.. Sundays are usually lazy but fun..

I just hate today.. I have to prepare a presentation for the team leader to be presented tomorrow and the guy that was suppose to help me with it is missing in action and than I have an excel sheet that needs update so I can raise the issues that I am facing to the contractors that I will be meeting tomorrow but till now I donno how I didn’t/cant/don’t feel like doing it.. And I also have the usually tacking that I need to monitor and update to see how many jobs were done during the weekend and inform the engineers about them and yes I am still behind in that..

My morning has past hatefully and very slow/fast (cant figure out which it is). The only happiest 30min today was when I talked to my doctor and the next happiest hour would be lunch time when I meet my girls =)

Sigh.. Its 11am and life is still going when I am stuck in how/what/where I should do/take/make my first step in =)

Happy Saturday Ya’ll

To Someone Special

Dear You Know Who You Are,
I remember when I first met you how you instantly disliked me coz I was loud and all over the place. How we became real good friends is still a mystery to me. We are totally the opposite of each other. I am daring you are not, I am loud you are quite, I am goofy and you are a very serious person!! They say opposites attract and I guess its true..

I remember when you first invited me for a coffee in your office lol, you just said come and have coffee out of karam and respect and nothing more.. The idiotic me knew that but I was like “why not” I guess I was wondering how did you fit in with the shella lol.. And how awkward was us sitting and looking at each other with nothing to say.. But then, sub7an Allah, it became our habit.. And how I miss having coffee with you now that you have moved..

I just want to tell the world what an amazing friend and person you are.. You are strong where you cant even see it.. You are always there whenever anyone of your friends needs help.. Not once I have seen you not being there for them.. You are always a bigger person..

You know a lot the people envy you.. For one, I envy you on how thin you are.. You can eat a cow and still it wouldn’t show.. If I eat the tail, you’d think I ate the whole cow lool.. I envy you for how dedicated you, to your work, to your friends, to your studies.. I donno how you do it.. I envy the strength and the kind loving heart that you carry with you around..

You are simply one of the most fascinating characters that I have ever met.. You are just a bit different yet very unique.. You appear tough but for the record you are not heartless, just coz you didn’t see the whole point of “my name is khan” doesn’t make you less human than all of us =p

All I want to say is that, taking me in as a friend was a change in your life.. Was a break of a routine.. Even if it was as FORCED as you said it was but still you did manage to stick through it and didn’t give up.. And if you would have failed to make friends with me, it would have meant you added a new type of person that you can never be friends with =)

Sometimes all you need is a hand.. Therefore, I am offering you mine =)

You are meant to do great things and you will.. All you have to do is believe in that and just do it..

I am here for you always..

Love you always
Standy

Weight Issues

I AM GAINING LIKE CRAZY.. So I’ve been married for a month, and each day I gain a KILO, the question is, do you know how many kilos I did gain over all??

Sigh.. Wallah it’s depressing.. Today morning I was searching for clothes to wear for work and each and everything was tight on me.. I swear I was this close to wear an abbaya only to remember the ones I have are the ones I don’t really fancy and the one that I can wear need ironing and honestly I couldn’t be bother and I am tried and I am FAT and I hate this =’(

I BLAME MY HUSBAND FOR THIS.. It’s HIS fault.. Why is he over feeding me? i am pretty sure i have gained from 5-7 kilos already..

Ok there was a plan that I start jogging or at least exercising but the fact that I wake up at 5am and come back home after 7pm isn’t helping AT ALL.. I feel tired and exhausted and all I wanna do by then is SLEEEEP!!

So I decided that I will have a light dinner everyday *cough* as if *cough*.. I am not regular at eating breakfast, and something grilled should be for lunch =D sounds perfect.. Now implanting that will be a pain.. But hey, al least I tried =p

My Doctor is dieting =) I suppose to join but it’s hard and depressing that diet that she is doing so I will pass..

Alright then.. I need a plan, where I can diet and eat yet loose =D

Dr.Cullen aka my diet supervisor saw my wedding picture and even before telling me that I looked pretty she was like “YOU ARE FAT” lol.. Ok FINE not exactly like that but she did tell me that I gained weight =(

I am not happy =(
I wanna loose

Why are we woman never satisfied? Wait, its not that I am not satisfied with how I look, it’s just that I can’t be bothered to shop for new clothes looool.. Therefore I need to loose =p
Anyone with me?

P.s I am someone’s favorite bride =D

Did you know?

Did you know what I am back to work and I don’t like it?
Did you know that now I have to wake up at 5am and leave home by 6:15am just to reach work by 7am?
Did you know that I am NOT a morning person?
Did you know that I HATE waking up to go to work?
Did you know that I wake up before athan el fajir?
Do you know how depressing that is?
Did you know that I wish if My Doctor was here?
Did you know that today I made Sexy Lips smile min awal el 9ub7?
Did you know that I love my husband?
Did you know that I don’t feel like working?
Did you know that today only I finished reading the 500 pending posts that I had?
Did you know that the blogosphere is dead?
Did you know that many blogs has already closed?
Did you know that I don’t like them much when they disappear?
Did you know that ma 3endi salfa abadan!!!!!
Did you know that the “bring a baby” talk has already started?
Did you know that I don’t like to be called “3aroosa”?
Did you know that I miss My Doctor so much?
Did you know that 7amani got me a PS3 for Valentines? (So cute)
Did you know that now he doesn’t like the PS3 much coz I neglect him and I get so much into the games? (lool, maskeen)
Did you know that I hate being my own Cinderella? (Meaning cleaning and washing and doing all the stuff Cinderella does)
Did you know that I didn’t know that you did know what I did know but you didn’t know that I didn’t know that you didn’t know that I did know?
Did you know that I have no idea what I am writing so far?
Did you know that that was suppose to be my last sentence?
Did you know that I can’t stop typing?
Did you know that I have cucu syndrome?
Did you know that I need to get back to work?
Did you know that I love you all?
Did you know that My Doctor makes me happy? (No, not with pills =p)
Did you know that I really miss my best friend Mery?
Did you know that My Doctor just sent me an sms? (She thinks I am amazing hehe)

Honeymoon Recap + Wussup =p

So what did Standy and 7amani do in their honeymoon??!!

As you all know we went to the Maldives.. Here is a recap of what went down..

First of all our flight was 10am the next day and imagine how horrible we looked like going to the airport.. Once we reached Maldives, I slept for 2 days from how dead tired I was.. I only woke up to eat lool..

We went to the submarine and got to see what’s “under the sea”.. I saw a mermaid and she said hi =p

We also went to this whole day island tour something something.. First we got into the water plane.. it was AMAZING.. Very crowded and a bit scary in the landing but fun.. We got dropped in a platform in the middle of the sea..

Next we were taken by a boat and went snorkeling.. I tell you, the water world is amazing.. I was amazed with how clear the water is and how you see the fishes swimming next to you..

Then they took us to this island where we had lunch, now the amazing this about this island is that you walk to it! We actually WALKED from island to island.. It took 20 minutes and the water was only knee level!! The tour ended by us visiting an island that was hit by Tsunami and we were shown around.. The town was build again by help from the red cross.. I got blacker than black itself.. Ya reet if i got a tan =(

We also went fishing, of course Standy throw up TWICE and caught ZERO fishes!! Qahar! 7amani caught 2 fishes =(

Since I didn’t catch any fishes I started taking picture of the sea. Here is picture of a boat that have been abandon for god knows how long.. I really wanted to go in it and see but it was getting dark and I got scared =p

And here is a view of the main city of Maldives Male..

This is how the main cirt looks like... Very tiny roads.. the whold main island is only 3km long =)

We stayed 8 days in Maldives, 6 in the main city and 2 in a resort called Karumba.. Loved the city coz you can walk around and do much in it.. The resort got boring by the second day as everything was limited to the island and all the activities were bloody expensive and not worth it!! From how bored we were, we went to the beach and decided to have a sandman contest and see who built the best sandman lol.. p.s mine is the left one =p

So since I came back from the honeymoon I did nothing more than eating, watching movies, sleeping and visiting the family.. There is nothing to do these days.. I am actually a home person so I did enjoy hibernating at home..
The most fun I had since we came back is that we went to a party last Thursday and we had a BLAST.. Something to end our one month honeymoon with.. Here is the stamp for proof =p

And today I am back to work, of course, ignoring all the work that I am suppose to be taking over and here I am updating my blog and attending to the 400 post pending that I have to catch up with..

So what is up with you guys?

180 or 360?

When you say someone has changed.. Do you say 180 or 360?

Isn't changing 180 is changing half way and changing 360 is just making a whole round and going back to point zero??

Now people expect me to change now that i am a married woman (hehe sounds funny.. i still can't get used to that) but what is change really? Change of style.. Change of clothes.. Change of attitude.. Change of thoughts..

I just really don't get it.. Why is it just coz you got married you HAVE to change who you are just coz people would be happier that way.. Act like a lady.. Forget your old life.. Start a new hobby.. Get a new set of friend.. WHY.. Um coz you are married!!!

I don't agree that marriage should change your character.. I don't agree that marriage is an escape to b e something that you are not..

So here i am married and unchanged =)

happy and relaxed..

I had fun in Maldives... I am back and enjoying my holiday time.. chilling around and it feels so good not to have to wake up so damn early and go to work =)

Missing you all loads..

Thank you all for your wishes and thoughts.. May god grant you with the same happiness that he gave me =)

Stand Alone Not Anymore..

BECOMES

I am on my way to my honeymoon.. I am going to the Maldives =)
See you guys in a month or two.. or i donno.. to be honest i really dont know if i will be back here again .. just wish me luck =)
Love you guys :*

p.s the logo is designed by Hamda, the mini cooper freak!!

The Last Few Hours of Being A Single Standy

So few more hours and i say "I DO" hehe, well in my case i just sit and look pretty =p

Messages from my friends:

1. Faith: All the best

2. Anony: RUUNN AAAWWAAAYYY

3. My Doctor: All ye3enich

4. Dandan: There is always a way out!!

5. Nusy: your gonna get laid!!

6. Woody and Sexy Lips: Mwafaqa inshalllah

7. My Shilla: You can do it =)

8. Blue: NEHAHAHAHA.. you are going to be a WOMAN

9. Mimi: I cant believe you are getting married

Many more and no time to write them down.. most wish me good luck and all the best..

Now, me out to go and play BRIDE lool..



Laterz
Single Standy, Over and Out!!

One More Day Left!!

The highlights of the/my wedding preparations are:

1. I had a bridal shower/ party and it was AWESOME.. Thanks to No Identity, Queen Nusy and my buddy/cousin Sara for being there and making the event possible.. around 50/60 of my friends were there and it was something else.. i got gifts of all kinds =p hehe...

2. We had a celebration where my aunties got me gifts and stuff.. I wasnt allowed to be down with them as a tradition but listening to them from the stairs was FUN lool..

3. Next was the "washing the bride celebration" where they take the bride and all the aunties and grandma's gather with her and start washing her with "9andal" and i donno what.. Thank god that didnt happen to me ( i washed myself thank you very much) but we did celebrate the day =)

4. Today is the fourth and final celebration before the wedding.. Today is the "Henna Day".. So they apply henna and just celebrate it and do rabsha.. So there will be a local rabsha band, and girls putting henna.. its gonna be WILD!!

5. I tried what was suppose to be my dress but i really couldnt see it.. its like i tried a White bed sheet on with that is just hugging my body.. now i was told it wasnt final and what i was trying what the inside or something.. hmm, lets hope it will be ready by Friday..

6. i finished everything that i was suppose to do and now i feel like i forgot something or i am suppose to do something..

7. I got a sneak peak on my table arrangements and i am so in love with them..

8. i cant wait to meet my doctor =)

9. I dont feel like i am getting married!!!!

10. I am hungry..

*logs out to go and find food*

P.s Danderma: El count down is over and i am freaking out/ chilled out lool...

Bridezilla NOT!

12
Twelve
ethna3ashar
thinta3sh (lol funny)
ethna3sh

Funny how one word can be said in many different ways..

So, I am running out of time..

This week is my last week working.. I am handing over my work (not that I have many things but I like how it makes me sound important =p)..

Tuesday night, I will be traveling to Dubai for business, and will be back Thursday night.. Now I am responsible for this process and I am going to visit the lab in Dubai 3ashan I see how the actual work is being done.. Lets hope I don’t feel sleepy and I do actually benefit from this trip..

Today it was raining since 4am till say 6 something am.. The weather is amazingly nice.. No mood to work.. I feel like having breakfast outdoors.. It’s a shame that I cant even enjoy the beach view that is in front of my office.. The temperature today morning was 16 degree.. That is VERY cold for me =)

Back to the number 12..
Apparently I have 12 days left before my wedding day.. Now lets see how my wedding preparations are going on…

I can honestly say I have no clue on what is going on… From my wedding dress to the other simple stuff.. I am clueless!!!

Hmm.. I just remembered that I need to buy something loool..

12 days..
And yet Standy is in denial!!!!

The Freakin Count Down Has Started!!!

1. Have you ever seen the movie “7 Days to live”? If you haven’t seen it, it’s A MUST SEE!! That movie was amazingly scary.. I loved it.. Its not the SAW type scary.. Its more of thriller suspense scary.. You guys just go and watch it.. If you are a fan or horror movies..

2. Have you guys seen “Paranormal Activities”???? Now that is a MUST see movie too.. I haven’t seen it yet but I wanna watch it and I am too scared to watch it alone.. Bint El Wazeer was suppose to see it with me bas somehow it never happened.. I this she chickened out and she is just covering face by saying that she is busy lol!


Ok…. I kinda lost the point that I want to say here…


Oh I remembered it now..


So to reference movie No.1.. Its like I am on a bloody count down and people are counting for me (which I have to admit, its kind amusing and has a nice feeling to it) on the other hand I am completely freaking out!! You know when in the movie they come and say “You have 7 days to live” I kinda feel like that.. That I am running out of time and the day is approaching sooner than I want it to..

And to reference movie No.2.. Its when things happen that are out of your control.. Things gets done or being done that you are aware or not aware of.. Or when you see it but you cant control what is happening.. Yupe, that is how I am feeling..


Tick Tock..


I told my friend that I am actually throwing myself in the sea by getting married.. She replied saying “at least you can swin.. You will survive”

How is that sentence supposed to make me feel any better??!!!

Then I tell her “but I can’t swim” she goes and says “Buy that thing for kids”

O.o

LOL!!
No Comments =)

Will You Marry Me?!

Yes..

Why Can’t Standy Loose Weight?

I was wondering why i cant loose weight and now i know why..
They say a picture is worth a 1000 words!!
Here are 200,000,000 Million words worth of pictures loool..

2009 has been the year of "Feed Standy Sweets and Chocolate"

This was given to me by woody..



Indian Christmas celebration at work



Woody and Sexy lips, when they came back from Malaysia they gave me this..

This is from my doctor when i went to Kuwait (there where also chocolates but i ate them all before i took a pic loool)

This is from Simsim, he got it for me when he went to Malaysia..

This is from Hamda, she got is for me as part of my birthday wish list gifts =D

This is from my cousin Ina, whenever she goes to Dubai she gets me this!

This is from Sexy Lips, kunt mutwa7ma rahas o maqa9aret 7abibty.. She got me a whole box..

This is my desk at work =) (anyone wants to work next to me?)

This was a celebration ice cream with my Original and American sister =).. fun days do pass fast =)

a gift from Sexy Lips bimunasabat el 3id =)



Kunt atwa7am chocolate so Sexy Lips got it for me :* (7abibty Sexy Lips)



Another month at my desk =)



A Caramel Date cake from Cafe G, which is a must have whenever me and Blue go there..

When Mom and Dad went to Australia, this is what they got..

Chocolates from Sexy Lips (now i know who makes me fat!!!)



A Double Chocolate cake aslo from Cafe G, a must have =)



Hehehe, do i dare say from Sexy Lips? lool..



Chocolates from Switzerland.. One of my football friends =)



Lunch invitation from Woody =p



My birthday cake which was made by my cousin Mimi =D



Baqlawa from Lebanon given by Maraw and mentos From Malaysia given by Max =)



This is what i am suppose to be eating right now (fresh fruits and yoghurt)




In this end, this is all that i can say!!!!
(ironically, this is also given by Sexy Lips loool)

uurrrggghhhh!!!!!

I am in a meeting and faja2 my lense 6ash from my eyes.. like it played jumbaz and landed on my abbaya.. now i was like blinking million alf mara thinking its playing hide and seek inside my eyes, atary el 3adasa tawha minsad7a 3ala my abbya 7a'9rit-ha jalsa titshamas o tinkimish!! ya3eeeni 3al 3adasaaaa.. ya 7alat-ha o heya mutamarida!!!

i am actually typing this with only one function eye!!!!!

and the meeting was so BAAAAAAAD.. i got attacked left right and centre and today i really feel worthless!!!

Going home to wear another pair of lence!!

Over and out!!!!

Cupcakes From Bahrain =D

Since Nosa starting her cupcakes business, i've been drooling over all her cuppies pics.. So i said to myself why not order them =D

So here i am, i made an Order and they reached in one piece and they were
A.M.A.Z.I.N.G
and 3alay bil 3aaaafiya =p



Thank you Nosa for the cupcakes and it was really great doing business with you ;)

p.s for a clear pic of the cupcakes, visit Nosa's blog =)


****UPDATED-- UPDATED******
Nusy and No Identity are already ALL OVER "MY" Cupcakes!!!
Nosa Can you make me some more please ??!!

And life goes on..

She: “If am everything that you desire and want.. Why don’t you come to me?”
He: “Its not that easy.. Be careful of what you wish for..”
She: “How is that possible when you literally breathe me?”
He: “That is the challenge.. If I get you, what is there left to do?”
She: “If your happiness lies with me, isn’t that enough?”
He: “When is enough ever enough!”
She: “Can’t I be your ultimate sacrifice?”
He: “There will be nothing else to fight for anymore..”
She: “Does it feel right to just give up and leave?”
He: “Feelings are overrated”
She: “Does it hurt where it bleeds?”
He: “Ignorance is a bliss..”
She: “With you gone, I have will have no one..”
He: “Our memories will vividly live with you..”
She: “Do you believe in forever?”
He: “Do dreams come true?”
She: “You will leave a scar..”
He: “A reminder of once upon a time..”
She: “I will wait for you.. Will you ever come back to me?”
He: “I plead the fifth..”
She: “What is there more to say?”
He: “Life goes on..”
She: “look me in the eye, lie to me and tell me that you love me”
He: “I love you..”

I WON.. I WON.. I WON =D

I WON!!!
I BLOOODYYYY WOOONNN!!!

IN
YOUR
FACE
Hehehehehe

So, in the previous post.. I said situation 2 is ahwan than 1 and 5 people agreed with me, 3 said 1 was better to be in and 1 person didn’t care coz she’s been in both looool…

SO I WON =D

And yesterday.. We had an away day with my department at work.. We went to the ferry called “Hurmoz” and it took us around the coast of Muscat… Somewhere from Bar Al Jisa to Qurum bay.. It was amazing.. I saw el shatti and crowne palaza and the normal places I go to from the other side.. It was a nice break..

Now what happened in the trip?
I WON..
And I WON TWICE =p
Lool.. Am I lucky or lucky hehehe..



How did Standy win??

1. I won coz I sang the Indonesian National Anthem looool.. Yeah mafi wa6aniya =p.. There was this game where each nationality goes and sings something from their language.. We had 5 groups that should sing; British, Dutch, Omani, Indian and Indonesia. Each group should consists of 3 members and the head of our department would choose who will win this singing contest lool.., So Kan bas fi wa7da Indonesian in our department.. So I gave her moral support and went to sing with her.. Of course I didn’t know the words.. All I did was say INDONESIA in a loud voice LOOOOL!! AND I WON lool.. I think they pitted us and they just gave us the prize mal kithaka =p

2. My number got picked up in a lucky draw.. Every time a number was picked up I would say “57” à that was my number.. 7 is a lucky one I tell you ;)So the last number was like “57” I WAS LIKE WHAT WHAT I WON I WON.. And literary jumped like a small kid.. e7im… I bet the leaders were shocked lol..


Here is a picture of one of the many views that we took when we were on the ferry..


And here are the pictures of my gifts =D





Wishing you ALL a nice LONG weekend =D
We are having Saturday off and that is just the best news EVER!!

Which one is better?

Scenario One:
A lady goes to the bathroom, takes off her shaal --> (the thing you wrap around your neck), Does her thing and all that.. Takes her shaal back and wears it only to notice that water is dripping from it on her head… She calims to know what is the water source but she is not 100% sure of and but in her defence its not PEE and the water did smell good =p

Scenario Two:
A lady walks down the street from building to building and her skirt catches water.. Continues walking but knows 100% what is the source of the water.. *updated* IT MIGHT HAVE BEEEN CAT PEEEE but we are not sure of it!!


Now the question is WHICH SITUATION IS BETTER FOR YOU TO BE IN??


PEOPLE you NEED to answer, silent readers, loud reader, one time readers.. I NEED AS MUCH RESPONDS as possible.. I might win a ticket to KUWAIT if you answer like me hehehe…

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (Malaysian Version =p) Pt.2

So to continue with the Malaysian Experience story…

I got to the ministry of higher education finally ba3ad kul el laf o eldawaran.. So I enter the office smiley and all friendly “HIIII how are you all doing today =)” there were 2 ladies sitting in a desk in front of me..

Me: “I am here to stamp my certificates and my papers”
Lady #1: “do you have your passport”
Me: “um no I forgot it”
Lady #1 and #2 : “OHHH BIG PROBLEM”
Lady #1: “where you from?”
Me: “Oman”

Now I forgot the passport coz I was in a hurry in the morning and I don’t recall when my friend did it for me last time she wanted the passport.. I guess she had my copy by then =p

Me: “Ok, it’s too far to come back here again, is there any other way I can do this? I have my I.D?”
Lady #2: “No cannot do I.D, must have passport, let me see your papers”
I gave her my papers, she wanted to make sure that I got it certified from the my college and when she saw I did that, she looked at me and said “you want you can fax your passport”
Me: “Ok great, I can ask my dad to fax it from the hotel”
I take out my phone to search for dads number so that I can call him
Me: “Can I have a phone to call”
*both ignoring me*
Me: “Do you guys have a phone that I can use”
Lady #2: “Don’t have” --> really, who lives in this world today and doesn’t have a cell phone?? A 5 years old nowadays already has a phone and a LINE! ba3ad!
Lady #1 totally ignoring me
Lady #2 pointing at my phone : “you have la, you call”
Me: "This is not a local number and I can’t call from it" (somehow my phone I couldn’t call with)Lady #2 looking me, then ignoring and looking at the screen
Me: “ok, can I use the office phone”
Lady #2 without even looking at me: “official use only”
*I just look at both of them ignoring me for like 5 seconds and then I ask for the fax and I say I will be right back and I leave*

I pass the security desk, there were 2 securities there, I ask them if I can borrow a their phone to make a quick phone call, they say DON’T HAVE lol, and AGAIN point at my phone.. I roll my eyes and I tell them I will PAY for the credits, and they go like “ohh, ok la” but somehow they didn’t have credits so I didn’t get a phone.. So who saves the day,,, yes the CAB driver!!! I went to him and I asked to borrow his phone and maskeen he gave it to me without hesitating.. So I ask him to join me inside since I don’t think I will finish soon enough.. So I call my dad and I tell him to fax me the passport copy.. Now I go back to the office..

Lady #2 looks at me
Me: “I just asked them to fax it, it will reach in awhile”
Lady #2: “sit down there”
the moment I sat down
Lady #1: “No fax reach, where is fax”
I looked at her in disbelief`, woman, I JUST CALLED THEM
Me: “yes It will reach in awhile, they will fax it now”

I heard lady #2 calling my college and asks for the international student center
Me: “oh you are calling the college”
Lady #2 stares at me for 2 seconds and goes like “YYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS” --> you know the annoying long yes mal sarcastic way kinda thing!
Me : “ok, ask for someone called Elaine coz I was with her today morning, she will know my case”
Lady #2 stares at me for 2 seconds again and goes like: “Don’t teach me my job”
*me having a blank look and actually blinking twice per millisecond*
Me: “I am not teaching your job, I was just"
Lady #2 : “I know what I am doing.. don’t teach me my job” then she goes on and talks in Malay with the lady on the phone and next thing you know,
Lady #2 : “the college wants to talk to you”

Me : “Hello”
Phone lady : “Hello Ms Standy, this is - donno her name - , so tell me what program you were in, blah blah blah”
She wanted information about my course and what and which department I studied in and all that.. Then out of the blue..
Phone Lady: “Ms Standy.. You have to apologize to officials.. Don’t be rude to them”
Me: “I wasn’t”
Phone Lady: “They are threatening you that they will take you to jail coz you are there without passport and no sort of identification”
Me: "…" --> in my head I’m like WTF!!
Phone Lady: “now we can’t do anything coz you don’t have your passport”
Me: “But I told them I will fax it to them now”
Phone Lady: “oh if that is the case then ok”
I give back the phone to Lady #2 ela Lady #1 attacks me

Lady #1: “ It’s your problem that you didn’t bring your passport.. Your mistake you didn’t bring your passport.. Don’t blame us.. Your mistake”

I looked at her and ignored and went back to sit down, me bored, takes my iPod and plays with it till dad calls..Taqreeban 10 min later, dad calls in the cab drivers phone and he says he sent but somehow it’s not reaching.. So I go to them and I tell them check if it reached she said it didn’t.

Lady #1: “You send right fax number aahh” --> they talk like that!!
Me: “Yeah, 44441234”
Lady #1: “NOOOO, its double 4, double 8, 1234”
Me looking at the paper that they wrote the fax number on : “well I have here 4444”
Lady #1: “Double 44, Double 8”
I handed her the paper for her to see by herself, then she talks to lady #2 and tells her that she wrote the fax wrong to me, lady #2 goes like oh really let me see then giggles and goes back to her PC and never bothers to say sorry or apologize for the mistake that she did..

Elmohim on and off and all that, in the end they didn’t stamp it for me coz the program is not listed in the “ministry university and college list” like whatever!! My friend stamped it and we got the same shahada.. The cab driver asked me “why didn’t you offer her money so that she stamps it for you” LOL!! Funny that my Indian Malay friend told me the same thing.. it’s enough that they were threatening me to take me to jail now if I offer a bribe it’s like I am paving the way for them to take me to jail LOOL!!

One of the good things that happened in this trip is that I met “C” the blogger.. It was a very nice experience.. She is a wonderful person and amazing.. She and B invited me to a Lebanese restaurant which was a high class one where I was VERY uncomfortable with the environment lool.. Bas over all I had so much fun and it felt like I knew her since forever.. She actually wrote about this in her blog, click here to read the post and see the food that we ate lool =p
And look what C and B got me =D

This is from them =D

The bunny is from C and the mask is from B.. He had to make the bunny look evil! Typical men =p

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (Malaysian Version =p)

For Mimi..
“Malaysia, what can I say about Malaysia.. It’s a country whenever you go you will always remember it.. If you see the streets so dirty and crowded 24/7, smile you are in Malaysia… If you walk down the streets and see a sign that actually says “beware of snatchers”, smile you are in Malaysia.. If you get into a cab and it smells funky and they ask you for an incredible amount of money and refuse to take you coz you have oil in your country, smile you are in Malaysia.. If it’s a sunny day and you are walking peacefully and suddenly it starts raining heavily just to stop after 5 min and the sun would come out like nothing happened, smile you are in Malaysia.. If you walk down the streets smelling the rain and suddenly the smell of garbage hits you, smile you are in Malaysia.. I HATE MALAYSIA”

Nothing more I can say about Malaysia.. 9ar feeeni 7alat tashabu3 from Malaysia..

ok ok, first of all the shopping was not THAT great.. I think its overrated already.. like seriously.. There are no sizes for the clothes.. the XL is size 8 UK like WTH!!! The only thing that you get there is DVDs, Bags and Shoes.. The rest, a7san you shop in your own country or go to America lol..

Second thing.. The people are SO RUDE.. Wallah I studied there for 4 years and I don’t have a Malaysian friend… That must tell you something =)
No, it doesn’t say that I am NOT FRIENDLY AND A FREAK!! *rolling my eyes*.. I actually have an Indian Malay friend =) yes one is enough!!!! MOVING ON!!

Third thing.. The diversity in the country is unbelievably INSANE.. I swear its beyond the point of ridicules already.. They have 3 races, Malay Malay, Malay Chinese and Malay Indian and each has like their territory and places that you don’t want to cross lool..

Now, let me tell you what happened TO ME and why I really hate the MALAY over there!!

I got my certificate, went to my college to get it certified and stamped to verify that it is the original copy and its authentic.. Now I get into a cab and go to a deserted area which is like 30 min DRIVING away from KL.. Somehow its suppose to be the places where the ministries are all in.. I needed to go the ministry of higher education and the ministry of foreign affairs..
So I get to the first building, they tell me drive down the road to the other block, I get to the second building, it was 1:45pm, they tell me come back at 2pm.. so I go back to the cab, solif shwaya with him.. At 2pm I go back, they let me into the building, I go search for the people and mafi 7ad, I swear ka2ano shirikat abooy ra7ya adoor feeh.. elmohim after 20 being lost and asked to wait and taken here and there I was told “OOHHH you graduated from a private college, you have to go to this other place down the road madri what” THE OTHER PLACE IS 10 MIN AWAY FROM THIS PLACE!!

I was just in disbelief.. wallah luckily I told the cab to wait for me till I finish all my mashaweer otherwise I would have beeeen ******!!!!

So I go back and tell the cab driver that we need to go to this other place and there is where the stupid ministry of higher education is.. So we get there.. (the worse thing is that they don’t write anything in English.. kolo malay.. and excuse me I DON’T KNOW HOW TO READ IT!!) al mohim.. I go down there, the securities don’t even speak English and don’t know what I want.. All I say is stamp stamp lool.. Anyway here and there I finally reach the place where I discovered that you cant reason with Malaysians..

Are you guys with me or did you guys fall asleep already???

To Be Continued..

I'm Back.. I'm Tired.. and I'm FAT ='(

It feels so great to be back home.. The streets, the cars, the people, the air, the life, the everything.. There is no place like home..

So lets see, i graduated which was nice =)

i ate alot which wasn’t nice =(

I shopped like there was no tomorrow which was hehehe a nice way for money to disappear without questioning HOW!

I owe alot of people emails to be replied to, i apologies for that..

I owe friends phone calls..

I owe some people some things --> i sounded like a drug dealer LOL!

I have alot to do and alot in mind..

I owe you guys my action stories that happened in Malaysia..

I HATE MALAYSIA..

aaahhhh i feel so good now that is out of my system!!!

I need to tell you guys about (The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) of Malaysia

To Be Continued..

da3aya for el 7alqa el jaya

*dramatic background music*

what do you think will happen? who will win and who will take it all? the drama that you NEVER wanna miss.. the action of a life time.. do not miss it!!

*end of the music and da3aya*

*da3ayat nana*--> i dont like this da3aya.. Its very , hmm, what the word for it,, its just degrading a7is.. ya3ni as if ma3enda salfa 5air our periods.. and all da3aya about WOMEN hygiene.. especially the stupid deodorant da3aya mal that it stinks like garbage.. whatever!!

Gone to have lunch!!