Story of the Month!!

Once upon a time on the land of reality, there was a little house where my friend Manu and her family live. In this house they had one maid. This maid is very religious and every other thing is “Astaghfur Allah al3atheem” or “Sub7an Allah”.. Everything was peaceful and great till last night.

Last night this maid comes crying to Manu and says her stomach hurts so much and that she wants to be taken to the hospital.. She was in so much pain that Manu freaked out and took her to a clinic. The nurse looked at the stomach and pressed here and there and then she told Manu that the maid is pregnant!!

@@ 7AMIL!! Can you believe it..

The nurse said either she is pageant or has a tumour of the size of the baby.. They took the maid to the scan room and it was revealed that YES SHE IS PREGNANT.. la o ba3ad she is already dilated 8 cm and she is about to deliver at any moment now..

Manu was shocked maskeena she stood there like someone threw a bucket of cold water on her!! Wallah ma tin7asid 3al mawqif!!

Straight away, she took the maid and went to another clinic, she barely made it on time, 10 minutes later “Congratulation, you have a baby boy”..

LA WALLAH!! OMG OMG OMG.. When did all this happen?? The thing is this maid is a bit chubby fa ma bayan 3aleha.. And the other thing is was she was ALWAYS working and on the run.. Never complained or anything!!

The funny thing when they told her yes confirm inti 7amil she was like “astaghfur allah” “astaghfur allah” “astaghfur allah” “Kaif” “La2” “astaghfur allah” “astaghfur allah” “astaghfur allah” loool.. 3ad ma abu el denial!!

Of course today morning e3taraft who was the father, and she said she was forced to do it =s . laish forced inshalalh, ween 3aysheen e7na? if you were forced you could have talked.. No one would have blamed you!! Forced fi 3eenik!!

Sub7anak ya rab.. Allah yekfeena min shar o balawi el 5adam qoolo ameen!!!

The Voice Speaks..

Many things have changed in the past months.. Some I understand, some I agree to, some I don’t understand, some I laugh at, some its just a must… They say things happened for a reason but somehow I cant see the reason in this.. Why friendships have to end? Why people have to change? Why life can’t be pink and all pretty like how it was in my eyes once upon a time!!

I don’t understand many things but I do go with the flow.. I do remember you sometimes.. I wonder how your days have been.. what are you up to and what is it that you do?


I do worry about you most of the time.. why are you so distance, why are you so stressed, why are you so quite?


I know I haven’t been a good friend to many of my friends lately.. But I’ve been struggling with decisions to be made and trying to cope with life that is about to changed..


I miss a lot of people that I care for.. I miss a lot of things that happened not so long ago.. Most of all, I miss the conversations and laughs that was shared with me..


Can I have my happy moment today? Do you have a minute for me?


Always make your absence felt in such a way that someone misses you.. BUT, let not your absence be so longggg that someone starts learning to live without YOU......

Embozible..

MUSTA7EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL…
AWAYO3QAL HATHA!!!!

This is the fourth day that I am SUPPOSE (notice the word SUPPOSE) to be dieting but somehow all is going down the drain!!!

I NEED TO BLOODY LOOSE THE DAMN WEIGHT!! I CANNOT GO ON LIKE THIS!!

Day one: SUNDAY
The first day, suppose I diet right.. I had coffee and biscuits for breakfast and cornflakes for lunch, I was home by 5 and starving, was planning to have fruits and youghart as my snack.. The moment I stepped home, I was told we have 3azza and I have to go, so I changed and wore 3abbay and left VERY HUNGRY. When food was served at 8pm, I ate like there was no tomorrow from how hungry I was..

Day two: MONDAY
As soon as arrived to work, I only managed to drink a cup of coffee and didn’t get a chance to have my cornflakes for breakfast, I had a meeting from 8:15 till 10am then I visited my friend and by the time I came back to the office it was already 11am and I was told that I have a lunch team thingy that I had to go to!!! After work was the 3azza again and yes I ate there..

Day three: TUESDAY
Well, its started out fine.. I had my coffee, later on I had my fruit and then went out with my best friend Mery for lunch, where I had a salad (I know I am on a roll here lol) when I went back home, I had ribs for dinner and went to sleep.. so far GOOD..

Day four: TODAY WEDNESDAY
Coffee… I forgot about my fruits.. Had some cheese and hotdog snacks and went out with my lunch buddies.. Nothing healthy was there… Allah ye3een this weekend..

I just got full plastic bag of safari chips.. so much for me dieting huh!!
The thing is:
1. I have no motivation
2. The weekend in Dubai RUINED my eating habits (I blame blue and mimi for this).
3. I have weird cravings the minute I say DIET.
4. Events of the day are NOT helping..

Now the plan is to start jogging and doing some sports and also to fast for the whole of next week and on the same time try to loose the weight!!


WEEEENHA MY DIET SUPERVISOR 3ANI =’(

I AM BACK!!

The road trip was
A.M.A.Z.I.N.G


It was something else.. it was the break that I needed!!

we laughed

we joked

we danced

we sang

we ate

we ate

we ate

and

WE ATE MORE!!
I swear we ate like there was no tomorrow lool... e7im, 3alena bil 3afiya =p


Mimi was our driver and guide
Blue was the car provider
Muli was the hotel supplier
Standy was basically the sarcastic entertainer loooool…



Let’s see, what happened, the highlights of the trip:
-Each one of us gained from 2-5 kgs.
-It wasn’t about where we went, it was all about the fun that we had.

See not much but we had a blast!!
Every second that passed, it drew a smile on our faces

To many more enjoyable trips like this..




Thank you all for wishing me a great trip which I am thankful that I had..

Specail thankx goes to the girls who traveled with me, without anyone of you, this trip wouldn’t have been the same..



And now I am back to reality and BAAAAAM --> just felt like saying that =p
Alright people.. back to work now..

Oh by the way, I just started my diet today, and I am NOT liking it AT ALL!!!

ROAD TRIP!!!!

WOOOHOOOOO I AM OFF TO DUBAI!!!

FINALLY I AM GOING TO DUBAI WITH MY BUDDIES,
MY ROOMIES
MY PARTNERS
MY CRAZY FRIENDS…

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

Its gonna be fun..
Its gonna be crazy..
Its gonna something else..

I will shop..
I will chill..
I will dance..
I will sing..

Hmm, I hope we don’t be like Oprah and Gale when they went on the road trip and Gale wouldn’t stop singing LOOOOL!!!

WHO CARES!!
I AM GOING ON A “GRILS ONLY ROAD TRIP”

There will be no rules..
There will be no judgment..
There will be ONLY “do as you please”

Finally the reunion is happening…

See you all on the other side!
OVER AND OUT

STANDY =D

p.s I could so use the 1000 rials in this trip! I knew I should have taken it!!!

An Authentic Offer of a 1000 Rials..

IN YOUR FACES!!
ALL OF YOU..
LOOOOL.. ok to all who said “Save The Money”
IN YOUR FACES!!
I got an offer of a 1000 Rials..

No string attached, no contract, no pay backs, just take the money and ENJOY IT!!

See, it does pay off to dream and sing and demand that you want something.. Things come your way if you believe enough in them =D

But of course I declined the offer!! *sigh* yeah I know, I know.. Its just I couldn’t take it.. Unfortunately ‘9ameeri ma sam7li ya3ni.. I would have felt bad to take it like that especially that I didn’t earn it!!

But the point is:
I WAS OFFERED!!!
And I could have it..


5ala9, now that I know I can get a 1000 whenever I want, hawant 3aleh.. 5ala9.. I don’t want 1000 anymore =D

Be careful of what you wish for..

They say be careful of what you wish for, coz you might just get it all.. What if everything you wish for suddenly is coming your way and your life is about to change and things will be different.. Should you accept it or doubt it?

Nothing comes for free right? Am I just that good of a person that deserves the goodness in people or it is part of a huge EVIL plan so that I can get sucked into something HUGE that I cant deal with??

What if you got everything or most of the things that you wished for.. will you embrace it?




P.s Alf rial please!

Are you really that Dumb?

The First thing I’ve been told the moment I entered my work place with one of my co-workers “Do you do that to annoy me or are you really THAT dumb??!!!” lool.. All that 3ashan I greeted her by not saying her name and forgetting it then pretending to forget it lool.. Well I guess I am just that dumb =p


I LOST MY WALLET AND I AM BROKE =’(
I cant believe I lost my wallet.. my cards, pictures, money, my i.d, a key and a rare note was in there =’( walah qalbi ye3awar… last I remember I was in carrefour paying and then BLANK so I guess it fell or I fotgot it there and since el amaana2 ma3dooma fil sharq el aw9at I am so sure I am not going to get it back.. *sigh* but I still have hope! That is a good thing right??


La ba3ad azeeedkum min el shi3r bait (no, there is no money in my cards so the “perosn” who has it can have fun with it by staring at it) ... its not enough I lost my wallet, la ba3ad my phone decides to go cucu on me!!! Like WTH.. I just fixed it last month and it cost a fortune!!


Happy thoughts people.. HAPPY THOUGHTS.. ohh on the note of a happy thought
I am addicted to facebook’s Farmville and café world loool.. I cant seem to get enough out of it.. And since facebook now is accessible from work I am starting to like it =)



P.s I want 1000 rials!!!!! (all my problems will be solved)

Mazajii 3arabii

Hala wallah!! Elyooom mazajii 3arabi.. maleeet o ana aktub englizi kul yoom loool.. wallah!! Bi9ara7a lu’3atna 7elwa.. o e7na ma na36eeha 7aqha.. 9a7 nitkalam bas bain kul kilma o elthani nda’7al kilmeteen englizi o ay liu5a thanya nitkalimha. Ana a3tirif eni nasya el 3arabi o 9irt ma a3raf a3abr beeha, o hatha lila2saf mush min elta6awor el zayid, hatha ta’7aluf.. laish ya3ni e7na bay3eeen el3arabi o kulo nitfashar ino na3raf englizi o far7aneen bil kalimat el a2r3a eli ma minha fayda.. LAISH ana asa2al LAISH?! 7ata daddy eli 6oool 3omri akalmu 3arabi 9irt al7eeen bain kul kilma a36ee shwayat englizi o maskeena mommy eli 3omri ma kalmt.ha 3arabi 9irt al7eeen aklamha, o dayman tnazi3ni lool..

Ana elyooom ma3endi salfa bas 7abait aktub kilmeteen 3arabii.. zain a3rif bat8oolo laish katba bil 7oroof el engliziya, la2ni el keybord mafi 3arabi.. la astaghfuru allah, el keybpard fi 3arabi bas ana mafini bar’9 ini a7awal o adawar o KEEFFIIIII =p

Al 3arabiya fi 5a6ar!!

p.s shay alf riyal wala mashay?

O.0 Tabasco!!!!!!!

MY FRIEND DRANK TABASCOO!!!
Yeah, I mean actually drinking Tabasco!!!

Aweeeen, her explanation is “I have flu and I can’t breathe and I am sick of being sick, so I needed something to kill the bacteria and virus inside me”

So I asked her, are you cured already? She said, yes… I think they exploded and died inside.. then she tells me, imagine if I drink Coca-Cola now!! LOL.. Yes while her whole inside is burning!!!

She actually drank around 130ml of Tabasco!!!

After an hour she is like,, yes now I can breath… and she says to me “tell your doctor there is a new cure for flu, just make them drink Tabasco” La wallah!!!!

Yeah I have crazy friends!!!

On another not, yesterday I went for a massage and I felt molested 0.O'

LOOL!! I swear, I wasn’t comfortable.. but after it was over i felt light and free and happy and i slept really well!! hmm.. worth the molestation??!!! lol.. maybe =p

My Doctor and I started dieting AGAIN, do you think this time we will manage to loose? Tara ana ta3bt!! All I want is bloody 5kgs off, wallah I am not being greedy, I didn’t even say 10kg (which I REALLY want) bas I want 5.. So my target is 3 kgs off in 2 weeks.. Wish me luck =)

I'm thinking of trying the tabaso thing,,, what do you guys say?



p.s Dandoon, the check that you gave me for 1000 was rejected!! i'm still waiting for my 1000!!